How rape trials should go?

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
  • funkybug:

    snailofficial:

    agendr:

    but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone

    The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.

    snails are truly upstanding citizens

    funnybro:

    Chewing mint gum then drinking water

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    "A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
    And today I don’t know how to even say hey"
    Time flies (via esssence)